voidspacecowboy:

Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don’t want your AI assistant I don’t want your AI-generated ad copy I don’t want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn’t be bothered to have a human make it I can’t be bothered to look at it sorry bye

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sigmachad:

miiilowo:

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

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man knows what he’s about

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infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

there’s been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny

i’m talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY

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nevermind they did something funnier let’s chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that’s the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that’s the sound of my tiny chainsaw

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podcastwizard:

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

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shinigami-social:

dear-ao3:

beautifulterriblequeen:

its-your-mind:

glowcowboy:

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

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We are each other’s night sky. No one is alone here.

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night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

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Made a painting of all of us “Holding Hands” <3

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portablepuppy:

you know i knew that big pelagic fish like marlin hatched from tiny eggs so logically they should have a very small juvenile phase… i guess i just didnt expect them to just look like small versions of the adults

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slugbus:

autumn/winter affirmations:

  • 7 p.m. is not late
  • your day is not over at 7 p.m.
  • you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
  • 7 p.m. is so early

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gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

catchymemes:

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wet beast

you know what day it is

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podcastwizard:

martinkhall:

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

alphacrone:

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you’d pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn’t have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone’s an expert on the Creature i milk

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ryanthedemiboy:

jackironsides:

istoppedlurkingforthis:

viridianriver:

disgustinggf:

disgustinggf:

“pasta only fills you up with empty calories” have you considered that it also fills me with love

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta

pasta rant. pasta fills you with strength and diet culture is based in junk science

I did sports in college and the day before every tournament we’d go to Olive garden and eat as much pasta as possible. carb loading.

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and literally every year the freshmen were like “you want us to eat carbs? Bc this was peak diet culture days. And yeah bc carbs make you strong the next day. You can do high intensity anerobic exercise for a long ass time after eating carbs. it was like having pasta superpowers

We’d be bringing sugary drinks to competition to keep up the energy and getting burgers and milkshakes after to recover. And all that was healthy af

You need protein to repair damaged muscles, and fats to break down vitamins and give you energy so anything that tells you any of the macros are bad for you? It’s eating disorder shit, macros are literally the 3 nutrients your body needs in large quantities to survive. and sugar? That’s the shit you need when you need energy Right Now.

One of the most horrifying conversations that I’ve ever heard, was when my (then under ten) niece and nephew told my mum that pasta, potatoes and rice were all unhealthy foods and that she shouldn’t be making them dinner with them. Because they were Bad For You.

Apparently the school they were in at the time had told them All About The Evils Of Carbs. And how they should be avoiding them all.

Carb loading has it’s place definitely (I used to do it a lot pre-days where I knew I was going to be doing it a lot of heavy lifting for work). But honestly so does just eating carbs.

But we really need to get people to stop saying terrifying things like "pasta only fills you up with empty calories”

Because OP is right, it fills you with love and warmth (and most importantly pasta).

But it also fills you with energy. And, if you are still growing, it fuels your growth.

In addition, potatoes, rice, and pasta all provide resistant starch, which is produced by cooking and then cooling starches. Resistant starch is important for feeding the good bugs in your gut, which produce metabolites that help heal the gut, among other things. ✨

Additionally, why are they bad for you? If you think this, can you quantify why? Or did someone tell you and you internalised it with no further investigation?

Unless you are allergic, all food is good food.

Should you eat a diet of 100% starbursts? No, of course not. But a healthy diet can absolutely include them every day.

You organs use a lot of energy to take care of you, make sure you give them that energy.

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